Rush Limbaugh Calls For Inquiry into Death of Socks the Cat
Comedian and conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh lashed out at the liberal media on Friday for trying to cover-up an investigation into the death of the Clinton’s cat Socks.
"This is just like the liberal media to take the Clinton’s word for what happened with their cat. We have seen this before ladies and gentleman. As you know during the primaries I stated that the media was being sexist with its treatment towards Hilary Clinton, but now that she is on Obama’s staff she is back in their good graces again. Surely the American people deserve an investigation to see if there was any foul play involved. If Barney the dog, George W. Bush’s dog, had died you know there would have been calls from the media for a full investigation, but when it comes to the Clinton’s we just sweep it under the rug. I’ll tell you who is really to blame in all of this and that is President Obama. First he nominates people who do not pay their taxes and now he nominates a Secretary of State who offs her own cat. I’ve heard all the excuses the liberal media has given. He was nineteen years old and he had cancer. Well first of all how do you know he had cancer? Did you see the medical records? Why haven’t they released those to the press? Also if he was nineteen years old that makes the crime worse. These people are so unattached to their pet that they have had for nineteen years that they killed it because it had some health problems. This is why we cannot let these people be in charge of our health care system. They will euthanize anyone who gets cancer."
I did not actually hear Limbaugh make these statements as I do not listen to his show, but I was told by a man who goes by the name area man. I had never heard of the man before, but a quick Google search revealed that he is one of the main sources of the respected news organization the Onion so obviously he is a trusted source and I am glad that he chose to give me the exclusive story rather than the much more well known news agency the Onion, which is known throughout the world for their professionalism, honesty and relentless fact checking. Area man I am humbled by you believing in my ability and I hope I have earned that confidence.
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